The Dreaded Seaweed

Wow, it's been awhile, but the waves have just been perfect and I couldn't pass up the opportunities. However that isn't the entire reason I've been gone. Last week I got really sick when I accidentally swallowed a piece of seaweed that must have had something nasty on it. I was running back and forth to the toilet every ten minutes. I think I lost the last 12 inches of my large intestine from pooping so much. Anyway I'm on the way out of my illness and Hershey Squirts right now and will give you the low down on my most recent adventure involving my missing swim trunks.