Thursday, July 2, 2009

Aloha!

Its time I take the plunge into the digital diary world with this blog. First off, lets get all the personal stuff out of the way. My name is Bill, Bill McDowning. My friends and surfing buddies refer to me as Drownin' Downin' due to my terrible surfing skills when I began learning how to surf. I am a former Special Agent from a task force that shall remain nameless. I retired over 15 years ago and am now making a comfortable living as a surfboard specialist and surfing enthusiast. Many people joke that I am the only guy who surfs with a gun in my pants; if they only knew...

Anyway, If I'm not surfboarding with the fellas, I'm hitting up the local singles bar to party like a rockstar and dazzle the babes with the irresistible McDowning charm. Few have been able to resist its power.

I'm sure you're wondering about the dreads and a guy like me having them. I've always been a huge Bob Marley fan, however being in the special forces, it was never possible to have them. I've been growing them out ever since I retired and I've never been more happy. Here's to you Bob Marley!

Until next time, surf hard, but never naked,

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